Chaos Cup Final vs The Pink Horrors

I played against my friend Darren in tonight's "Chaos Cup" final - both our teams comprising of fairly equal and meaty players with a decent selection of skills and sheer muscle.  Darren won last year's CBBBL league with a Wood Elf team but he opted for Chaos this year so it could give him a chance to stretch his artistic talents - he's the best miniature painter at the Bunker by far.  It was because he was making a Chaos team that I and two others decided to play them as well.  So it's all his fault really...

His Pink Horrors won the kick and started thumping their way down the field, his beastmen caging the ball among themselves.  Thankfully for me, they failed to do much damage and I was able to get a blitz onto the ball carrier and break the ball free of his loose cage and get hold of the ball.  I scored on that last turn of the half.

In the second half, Darren kicked to me and got a blitz - not a great start.  He sent his minotaur forward but thankfully he didn't do any damage.  I got the ball up the field but had stupidly left my ball carrier open.  Darren blitzed him and the ball neatly scattered into the waiting arms of one of his beastmen who danced down the field and threw it neatly to a team-mate.  Before I knew it he'd equalised and we had four turns left of the game.

Receiving the ball again, I aimed my players away from his minotaur and tried to maximise my blocking and blitzes.  It seemed to work as I took out a few of his players and his reduced numbers weren't able to stop my team pushing down the field.  I scored again in my last turn although I had to go for it to do so, failing the first attempt which caused the heart to race - thankfully I had a spare re-roll left. It finished a 2-1 win to me.

It was a close game and very tactical - I couldn't have wished for a better game or a better opponent to finish my season with.  So - that's it for Khorne's Killers.  They got in twelve games and won nine of them which is a pretty good ratio for a Chaos team in a fairly bashy league.

The next season of the CBBBL league will take place next year and I've been challenged to try my hand at Vampires.  I suspect they're going be worse than my Halflings are so it should be interesting,  See you next year sports fans...

Darren wondering what went wrong

Semi-final vs Lashor Devastation

Rich ready for the kick-off

The league commissioner made the Chaos Cup play-off draw recently and I was scheduled against the Lashor Devastation.  This team was, until very recently, coached by my mate Rid but he didn't want to take part in the play-offs - or indeed use his Chaos team ever again...  He sold the team to another Chelmsford Bunker member - who kindly stepped up and said he'd be happy to use them in the play-offs.  So, although the team was the same, the new team coach was Rich pictured above but using the same roster that Rid finished the league with.

Rich is plagued by bad dice rolls - he has a triple-skull tattoo in celebration of his infamous luck.  It happened again in our game where things just didn't go right for him.  Initially we were trading blows, each coach trying sending their minotaur to blitz their counterpart and just knocking each other about.  I'd received the ball on a touchback and managed to finally break out and score in turn 6 and I managed to hold Rich back from scoring in return in his last couple of turns.  My dice rolls were proving better than Rich's as I had managed to injure a couple of his players so for the second half he only had 11 players to use whilst I still have 15 available.

Kicking to Rich, the ball landed right up against the line of scrimmage and his Sure Hands beastman managed to fail to pick it up (multiple times over the game in fact).  I moved my players into the area surrounding it and before too long I blitzed the ball carrier, picked up the ball and headed for the end zone.  2-0 to me.  By now Rich was down to 10 men and struggling but I kept managing to knock out or stun his players.  As the game came to an end, I managed to score again to take the game to a 3-0 win for the Killers.

So - the Killers are in the final for the league's mini-Chaos Cup and I'll be taking on the Pink Horrors.  They had played the Slaves to Pleasure 1-0 at the same time I was playing against Rich so I now need to arrange the final game against the Horrors' coach.

Review of the Season

Well - that's all ten games of CBBBL V played for Khorne's Killers and I'm quite pleased with how they did.  As I mentioned in my first post, my main aim was to try to be the highest ranked Chaos team and I've done that - and only narrowly missed out on a top-four play-off place while I was at it.

The hardest thing about playing a Chaos team made up of just beastmen and a minotaur is that they're just not that tough.  I've suffered four dead beastman and another than I had to sack as he got a -1 ST injury.  The early games in the season saw me having to field loads of journeymen because of this.  The reason so many beastman had to die is that I had to save my apothecary and keep him in case the minotaur got injured.  If anything happened to him, I'd be fielding a team just linemen.  It did pay off in the end though as I had enough spare funds at the start to buy four rerolls which have been essential with a minotaur on the field.  He has had  good days and bad days - sometimes he got knocked out and spent most of the game recovering whilst other times he has reaped a bloody harvest, most notably when he killed two wood elves in the same game.  He's been such an important player for me this season that he deserves the "player of the season" award - and as he's killed more players in the CBBBL than anyone else he can have MVP too.

So - what's next for Khorne's Killers?

The Chaos players in the league thought it would be fun to have our own play-off to really decided who is the best Chaos team - our own mini-Chaos Cup if you will.  So in November I'll have at least one more game to play against one of the other Chaos teams - and hopefully I'll win that to get through to the final.  We will be following the CBBBL V play-off rules for this; after the ten games of the CBBBL league is played, you can spend your treasury money on hiring new players or buy team goods and then your team is locked.  The play-off games are played like a tournament - injuries will not carry over and you can go to overtime to get a winner.  In preparation for this, I had 300K in my treasury to spend - so I have broken with the team's starting ethos and purchased three chaos warriors.  If nothing else, they will for a nice solid line of scrimmage for my beastman and minotaur to hide behind.

I will post up a report after the first play-off game...

Chaos teams in CBBBL V :

1) Khorne's Killers - 22 points
2) The Pink Horrors! - 18 points
3) The Slaves to Pleasure - 15 points
4) Lashor Devastation - 7 points

Game 10 vs Dwarfs

Alister before the kick-off

Last game of the season.  They just had to survive one more game and their season would be ended. Khorne's Killers had started the CBBBL with very few thoughts of anything other than trying to kill and maim as many opponents as they could but, along the journey, they had turned into a fairly decent Blood Bowl team.  This was their final test though - travelling to battle against another Dwarf team, albeit one without any minotaurs...

The Killers arrived at the Netherdome, a curiously constructed twin-domed stadium with an entrance neatly in the middle of the two hemispheres.  It was obviously a masterpiece of Dwarven workmanship but it looked exactly like a big arse.  The home team were the Nether Region Ravagers, a fairly new team to the CBBBL but they were still Dwarfs - rock solid and packing a punch like a headbut from a charging billy goat.  Thankfully for the Killers their team was entirely made up of charging billy goats so they were hopeful they could do well.

The day was hot and steamy as the had Dwarfs refused to open the stadium roof and a lot of the players were looking ropey as the game commenced.  They would never last the whole game in this heat, but the teams got underway with full lineups as the ball was kicked off.  The Killers received and did their best to try to break through the Dwarf lines but a blitzing Trollslayer laid out the ball carrier and the Dwarfs stopped the Chaos players drive.  The Khorne team did their best to surround the Dwarfs and get the ball back but the game descended into a toe-to-toe punch up, both sides seeing linemen too injured to continue.  The Killers' minotaur enjoyed himself by goring a journeyman Dwarf blocker to death and then waved the still-twitching corpse at the jealous Trollslayers to tease them.  The half ended with the score tied at 0-0.

At half-time the sweltering heat took its toll on both teams with the Dwarfs only being able to get six players back onto the pitch for the second-half, the Killers also losing players but less than the Dwarfs who had already suffered some injuries.  The roof of the Netherdome was finally opened to allow the heat to escape - but the bright sun outside was blinding - no-one would be trying to pass the ball now...  With just six players on the field, the Ravagers did their best to cage the ball-carrier but there were just too many beastmen for them to take on.  One by one the Dwarfs were bludgeoned to the floor or pushed into the crowd and the Killers soon had control of the ball and slowly walked it down the pitch.  They strolled over the touchline as the final whistle blew.

It was a tough game for the Ravagers but the only serious injury done to their players was to a journeyman so they chalked the game up to experience.

For the Killers though, they had won their seventh game of the season and gotten within a hair's breadth of qualifying for the CBBBL playoffs.  They had done Khorne proud and were looking forward to retiring after their final game.  Khorne had other ideas for them though...

Final score 1-0 win.

Rosters:

Killers : 1 minotaur, 11 beastmen, 4 rerolls

Opponent : 2 runners, 2 blitzers, 2 troll slayers, 3 blockers, 2 journeymen, 3 rerolls, 1 wizard, 1 travelling apothecary, 1 bloodweiser babe

Game 9 vs Chaos Dwarfs

Rodders - a tough opponent!

“Hang on a minute – didn’t we play these blokes last week?” complained the players.  Khorne’s Killers were still travelling in the Dark Lands and had been scheduled against another Chaos Dwarf team.  Neither the minotaur or any of the beastmen were happy about it – the evil dwarfs were surprisingly spiky and their beards smelt funny.  Even more worrying than the grooming habits of the followers of Hashut; there was another minotaur on the field.  They would have to trust to Khorne and let the blood flow where it would.

This was a far different game from the previous match.  The ball surged one way and another and most players ended up prone or stunned at some point.  It was the Dawii Zharr Rockets who were the first to draw blood – a punishing blow from a bull centaur killed the Killers’ kicker.  As he lay struggling to breathe, he beckoned the team’s apothecary hoping to be saved.  The medic just shook his head, pointed to himself and then to the Killers minotaur – he was the personal physician of the big cow and everyone else was destined for the post-game BBQ…  As they first half concluded, the Rockets had scored (a quite unusual touchdown as it was a blocker who’d trundled in to score).

The second half kicked off and the Killers fell to pieces immediately.  The minotaur had aimed himself towards his counterpart on the Rockets team but got himself into such a rage that he lost control and just trembled in anger and frothed at the mouth.  This left the Chaos Dwarfs an easy chance at surging into their opponents half and, before long, they had scored again, this time by one of the bull centaurs.

Knowing they were doomed to lose the game with such little time remaining, the Khorne team focussed on punching opponents really hard – and it paid off when a bull centaur was killed.  Too busy celebrating the slaughter, they failed to notice the Rocket’s apothecary pull out a resurrection scroll and in seconds the fallen player was on the sidelines waiting to get back into action.  With the reduced number of evil dwarfs on the field, the Killers managed to get the ball into their opponents half and, somehow, scored – merely a consolation goal though.

The Rockets finished the game in a fine show of brutality but to no real end as they caused no further injuries.  They had been the better team and deserved their win.

As the Killers limped back to their ship they swore never to come to the Dark Lands again.  There were no skulls for Khorne here.  Only hair gel and smelly chainmail underwear…

Final score 2-1 loss.

Rosters:

Killers : 1 minotaur, 11 beastmen, 4 rerolls, 1 babe

Opponent : 1 minotaur, 2 bull centaurs, 6 chaos dwarfs, 2 hobgoblins, 3 rerolls

Game 8 vs Chaos Dwarfs

My mate Barry - very decent chap indeed

The Killers sailed deep into the Dark Lands to the stadium of the Forge of Vulcan, a Chaos Dwarf team with a cunningly named stadium of “Vulcan’s Forge”.  Still fairly new to the CBBBL, the Forge were only in their second game of their season whilst the Killers were now well used to the rigours of Blood Bowl and were hoping to do well.  A huge crowd had followed the Khornate team and crammed themselves into the already packed stadium which gave the game the honour of having the highest number of fans of the CBBBL so far – over thirty-nine thousand supporters watched the match.

Those vast number of supporters were hoping to see an amazing game – but they were, unfortunately, very much disappointed.  The only significant theme throughout the entire first half was a distinct lack of both casualties and touchdowns.  At half time, both team coaches had severe words with their players and they emerged for the second half looking more composed.  The Killers started playing like they used to, causing a casualty on a hobgoblin and scoring whilst trying to avoid the lightning bolts being thrown by the Chaos Dwarf sorcerer.

As the teams reset, the Chaos Dwarf team surged down the field towards the Killers end-zone and were looking confident of getting a touchdown to equalise.  It was then that the Chaos team’s ship signalled an alarm – they had received a message that the Killers’ home stadium was under attack by barbarians and they needed to head back immediately to defend their territory.  As the Killers were running from the field to their ship, the Chaos team’s coach shook the hand of the Chaos Dwarf coach and conceded – only  to be told that the Chaos Dwarfs would not accept a win by concession and that the game be recorded as a draw.  They would meet again in another league and play again...

Final score 1 -1 draw.

Rosters:

Killers : 1 minotaur, 11 beastmen, 4 rerolls.

Opponent : 2 bull centaurs, 4 chaos dwarfs, 7 hobgoblins, 3 rerolls,  1 wizard, 1 extra reroll

Game 7 vs Wood Elves

Andy with his dice cup

The Northwind Walkers were the rather nervous looking visitors to the Killerdome in their game against Khorne’s Killers.  Coach Pringlefister had spent long hours on extra training for the Wood Elves and they looked match fit, lean and hungry for action.  The Killers coach had not fed them for three days so they just looked hungry…

Pringlefister had a dirty trick stored for dealing with the Killer’s minotaur.  He had purchased a Witch’s Brew and managed to spiked the beast’s Kroxorade bottle with it before the match.  You never quite know what’s going to happen when dealing with witches but, as the minotaur ambled out on the field, the Elf coach could see the desired effect had taken place – the big cow was dozy from being sedated.

Winning the kick off, the Chaos team set upon their woodland enemies with gusto.  A hapless line elf was knocked out in the first few seconds and this flurry of violence sparked the minotaur into action.  Bursting towards the Wood Elves’ treeman, the poor ent was hacked to the pitch and injured.  Even the assistance of the tree surgeon couldn’t get him back into the game.  The minotaur seemed pleased with himself despite spending the rest of the game trying to tweeze splinters out of his muzzle.

Despite the loss of their woody team-mate, the elves were determined to break the chaos team’s hold on the ball.  Their star wardancer leapt into the middle of a scrum and stripped the ball out of the grip of the goatman holding it.  This proved to be the tactic of the Wood Elves throughout the first half – the beastmen would cage with the ball and the wardancer would lithely dance into the middle of them and slap it out of their fingers.  Finally having enough of this, the chaos team decided to focus on taking out the vexing wardancers.  First the star dancer was pummelled unconscious and then the second was bludgeoned to the floor.  The beastmen surrounded him and soon a loud crack echoed around the stadium as a cloven hoof snapped his neck, killing him instantly.  Humbled by the violence and their reduced numbers, the elves were in no situation to stop the Killers from scoring.  As the first half was drawing to a close, the Wood Elves had just six players left on the field but even then looked capable of scoring.  Only an unfortunate trip by the remaining wardancer stopped them from equalising.

For the second half of the game, the Wood Elves were still left with only six players on the field and they again did all they could to get a touchdown.  Seemingly protected, the sole wardancer was within scoring distance – only for him to be blitzed back into unconsciousness by a charging beastman.  The ball scattered loose and the Killers protected the ball whilst ensuring the elves were unable to move without being flanked by a hulking goat.  Now reduced to a handful of players, Pringlefister’s efforts with the extra team training seemed pointless as they had no way of fighting back.  The Killers grabbed the ball and marched up the field, scoring again just as the final whistle blew.

The Killers had won 2-0 but Khorne was more pleased with the two deaths that they had caused.  Blood for the Blood God – especially if it’s come from a Wood Elf…

Final score 2 - 0 win.

Rosters:
Killers : 1 minotaur, 11 beastmen, 4 rerolls.
Opponent : 1 treeman, 2 wardancers, 1 thrower, 7 linemen, 2 rerolls

Turn 1 carnage

Game 6 vs Orcs

Alex ready for kick off

Khorne’s Killers arrived at Killa Park ready for their next game in the CBBBL.  Their opponents, Astun Killa, were far different from their previous squishy Elf opponents; they were a mass of green orc flesh, hard muscle and solid skulls.  The orcs cajoled their new player onto the field, a huge lumbering troll with a rather vacant expression on his lumpy face.  This was not going to be easy...

The orcs won the toss so the chaos players lined up to kick off.  The more experienced players ensured that they were set up away from the line of scrimmage – let the more recent team hires welcome that troll to the game, they thought.  When the whistle blew, a black orc kicked the troll to remind him that it was his turn to do something.  The troll lashed out automatically at the beastman opposite him but managed to take himself to the floor along with his opponent.  It was an embarrassing start for the troll but the crowd cheered and jeered him anyway.  While the orcs were trying to help the troll up, the chaos players took the opportunity to sprint down the field towards the ball, the minotaur keen to test his new claw against black orc armour.  He proved adept at slicing though the metal plates but couldn’t quite get through to the internal organs.  After a bit of a brawl, the ball popped loose from the scrum of players and a beastman broke free to snatch a quick touchdown.  With only a couple of turns left before half time, Astun Killa decided to focus on taking the minotaur out of the game.  Ably assisted by few team mates, an orc blitzers smashed into the minotaur and knocked him clean out.

At halftime, the Killers team coach did his best to encourage the minotaur to get back into the game but he was too dazed to do anything other than lay in the dugouts.  Receiving the ball, the chaos team had to rely on just beastmen to take the game to the orcs once more.  They got the jump on the orcs at the kick-off and got themselves in a position to push through the orc defences and, thanks to both Nuffle and Khorne smiling on them, they’d surged halfway into their opponents’ half with the ball before the orcs knew what had happened.  Despite a valiant attempt by an orc blister to sideline the ball carrier, the chaos team’s luck held and the player was merely pushed about.  With an assisting blitz from one of his team mates, the beastman ball carrier was free to score.  2-0 to Khorne’s Killers.

Despite being two touchdowns down, the orcs rallied when they realised that the troublesome minotaur would be knocked out for the rest of the game.  They switched up a gear and started to do what orc teams do best – dish out punishment and in large helpings too...  The chaos team suffered injury after injury; the team apothecary being able to do nothing but carry the players from the field to the injury box.  With few beastmen left on the field to oppose them, the orc thrower picked up the ball and marched down the field, scoring only when the chaos team had been reduced to just six players.

With few players and no time left on the clock, the remaining beastmen opted to try practising throwing the ball to each other and trying to keep out of trouble.  The game ended 2-1 to the chaos players but there was no doubt to who had been dominant – those brutal orcs!

Final score 2 - 1 win.

Rosters:
Killers : 1 minotaur, 11 beastmen, 4 rerolls.
Opponent : 4 black orcs, 4 blitzers, 1 thrower, 1 troll, 3 linemen, 3 rerolls

Orcs are dangerous!

Game 5 vs Elves

Luke using my Bunny Girl team as his Elves

Vitesse Arnheim needed a gentle recovery match as, in their previous game against a Chaos team, they'd suffered a large number of casualties.  After the pasting they had received, the unfortunate Elf team's manager had been forced to bring in six journeymen just to get the team to the requisite amount for a standard Blood Bowl game.  Finding he had been scheduled to play yet another Chaos team, Arnheim's coach bid his players a cheerless "Good luck - you'll need it!" and retreated to the bar where he could wait to see which of his players survived.

Khorne's Killers were unused to playing against such agile opponents and found they had to attempt to mark opponents rather than just punching them and hoping for the best.  This proves surprisingly effective for them and they scored halfway through the first half just to prove they could do it.  Elf teams are always a threat, even with journeymen and reduced numbers.  Being in the lead, the Killers opted to do what comes naturally to them and started beating up their opponents.  Again, this proved surprisingly effective.  The Killers stopped their opponents drive and the game was left at 1-0 as the half time bell sounded.

Arnheim's team had been much reduced in the second half whilst the Killers had only lost one beastman.  With the Chaos team outnumbering them, the elves struggled to make an impact.  The minotaur of the Killers certainly did know how to make an impact though as he gored a journeyelf into eternity.  The corpse of their erstwhile team-mate still dangling from the horns of the mighty minotaur, the remaining elf players retreated to try to preserve their honour and their lives.  The overpowering numbers of the Killers proved too much for them and the Chaos team had soon taken the football from the elves and scored again.

With only a couple of turns of the game left, the Elf team set up their remaining players so they might try to push through the beastman ranks and hope for a last minute touchdown to get some glory from the game.  The sweaty bodies of the pungent beasts had made the pitch wet and the breakaway elf slipped over in a heap.  This allowed the eager beastmen to charge down the field towards the ball carrier whilst the minotaur speared another journeyman with his remaining horn.  He seemed pleased with his dead elf embellishments.  The poor elf holding the ball did his best to throw away but, in his terror, he panicked and dropped it on the floor next to him.  Moments later a beastman ploughed into him and bludgeoned him to the floor.  The ball was soon scooped up and thrown to a beastman waiting in the end-zone.  The game finished 3-0 to Khorne's Killers.

Pleased with the minotaur's efforts, Khorne blessed the murderous animal with a gift of a pair of razor sharp claws to match his razor sharp horns.  The Elf team's coach emerged from the tavern to find that his paid players had suffered no terrible injuries and that he didn't even need to pay for the burials of the two journeymen as they had been totally devoured by the minotaur!

Final score 3 - 0 win.

Rosters:
Killers : 1 minotaur, 10 beastmen, 4 rerolls.
Opponent : 1 thrower, 1 catcher, 1 blitzer, 2 linemen, 6 journeymen, 2 rerolls

Game 4 vs Undead

Harvey with his cool board

As Khorne's Killers arrived at the home stadium of the Grenzstadt Gravediggers, worrying nicknamed "The Slaughterhouse", they could not fail to notice the adjacent array of butchers shops and meat pie stalls. The inside of the stadium was no more welcoming.  Rather than the reassuring grass/mud/blood combination the Killers were used to, the pitch was made of cold hard marble surface that had obviously been washed clean earlier that day.  Sterilised, so to speak.  The walls of the stadium were decorated with what seemed to be weapons which pleased the beastmen but, however, upon closer inspection, the weapons were actually blades, saws and choppers; obviously tools for carving meat...

Nervous at their ominous surroundings, the game started and the teams readied themselves for a brutal game.  The Killers minotaur spotted an opportunity to blitz a zombie and swiftly charged towards him, causing the cadaver to be pushed into the sidelines.  Thinking himself safe, the mino stayed at the side of the pitch only for his confidence to be shattered when the Gravediggers blitzed him off the pitch in return.  The waiting crowd immediately set to work on the minotaur, grabbing their butchery tools and starting to carve him into steak!  Thankfully, the Killers apothecary bludgeoned them aside and rescued the beast, thrusting him into the relative safety of the dugouts.

With the minotaur off the field, the Gravediggers soon overpowered the lumbering beastmen and a ghoul took the opportunity to show some razzle-dazzle by returning the ball from deep in their endzone to the opposite end of the pitch within seconds.  1-0 to the Undead.

The minotaur came back into the game at the restart, determined not to be so foolish again.  With him holding up the centre of the pitch, the beastmen managed to work the way down the right side of the field before throwing the Undead into confusion with a swift change to the other side.  The Gravediggers chased after them but the Killers stayed just ahead and equalised before half time.

For the second half, the Killers could only field ten players due to a knocked-out journeygoat whilst the Gravediggers still had a full team.  This would not please Khorne at all!    The only death and destruction being dished out was to themselves!  The team coach warned the Chaos players that unless they started improving, he would turn the whole team into a meat-feast combo... Hearing the sound of cleavers being sharpened, the Killers swiftly improved their game.  The minotaur crowd-surfed another zombie but ensured he moved away from the sideline this time.  One of the beastmen managed to injure a ghoul whilst another ghoul was pushed into the crowd.  With less players on the pitch the Undead were struggling to contain the Killers as they slowly pushed down the field.  An unexpected blitz from a prone mummy caused some concerns as it left the ball carrying beastman positioned to be crowd-surfed in the Gravediggers next turn - so he was forced to trust to Khorne and dodge out of a couple of tackle-zones and dash for the end-zone - it worked!  2-1 to the Killers.

With only a couple of turns remaining, the Gravediggers were hoping to equalise but their luck deserted them when a wight tripped over when dodging away from the minotaur.  A win for Khorne's Killers but it was a close escape...

Final score 2 - 1 win.


Rosters:
Killers : 1 minotaur, 10 beastmen, 4 rerolls.
Opponent : 2 mummies, 2 wights, 3 ghouls, 4 zombies, 3 rerolls

Game 3 vs Lizardmen

Khorne's Killers travelled to the Jungle Bowl for tonight's game against the Minnehotxl V'Skinks where the team of slippery skinks and solid saurus' had decided against hiring an apothecary in order to allow them to induce Helmut Wulf.  The chainsaw-wielding looney sat out this first half while the V'Skinks and Killers traded blows, seeing one of the Killers journeygoats slaughtered by a lumbering saurus.  It was only in the second half of the game that Helmut got the signal to set up on the line of scrimmage.  While the whistle to signal the kickoff was still lingering in the air, the roar of a chainsaw and the swift, sharp bray of a decapitated beastman rang out in a tribute to the Lord of Murder.

Incenced that someone other than himself had caused such an impressive death, the Killers' minotaur launched himself at the star player and took him out of the game, albeit only knocked out.  As best he could, a lone skink broke towards the endzone, desperately hoping to be out of range of the lurking beastmen nearby.  Unfortuately he hadn't quite run far enough and he was blitzed out of the game, the ball scattering into the waiting arms of his attacker.  What followed was a slow and brutal drubbing of the remaining lizards while the beastmen casually walked up the field towards the endzone.  The game ended 1-0 to the Killers and the V'Skinks only having two players on the field.

Khorne himself was pleased with the evening's offerings but the Killer's coach was left hoping they would come from their opponents next time...

Final score 1 - 0 win.

Rosters:
Killers : 1 minotaur, 9 beastmen, 1 journeyman, 4 rerolls.
Opponent : 5 saurus, 6 skinks, 3 rerolls

Tom getting his game face on before the kick-off

Game 2 vs Undead

Khorne was obviously not happy with the Killers being scheduled against the Deadland Dead Elves.  What blood could be wrung from a team  that was already dead?  The beastmen stared menacingly at the ghouls on the opposing team; they would have to suffice...

Although starting well and scoring first, the mouldering mummys took their toll on the Killers players, killing one beastman, causing another to miss the next game and forcing the team apothecary to heal a serious injury on yet another.  Even the Khornate minotaur was subjected to constant punishment, often beaten to the floor and fouled when the Undead had the chance.  There was no way the Khorne team could stop the Undead from scoring and before the game closed, they did so twice to seal the Undead victory.  The only joy that the Killers had was when one mummy was killed after striking a beastman causing both to fall to the pitch.

Khorne was pleased with the offering of skulls for his throne but his team will be forced to field three journeymen in their next game.

Final score 2 - 1 loss.


Rosters:
Killers : 1 minotaur, 10 beastmen, 4 rerolls.
Opponent : 2 mummies, 2 wights, 3 ghouls, 3 zombies, 2 skeletons, 3 rerolls

Game 1 vs Chaos

Paul - confident about winning...

Violence and bloodshed were guaranteed in this mighty clash of Chaos; the first all-Chaos clash of CBBBL V. Khorne's Killers looked edgy and nervous as they positioned themselves to kick the ball to the all-together more relaxed Slaanesh team but the all beast team got the drop on the perverts and blitzed towards where the ball would land. In a flurry of blood, fur and goat droppings, the Killers scored a touchdown in their first official turn of the game. It was not going to be Slaanesh's night...

With their god shunning them, the Slaves saw a couple of their players knocked out thanks to a Minotaur to the face and they were struggling from then on. The Killers turned them over once more before the end of the first half leaving the Slaves 2-0 down after a bout of amazing agility as a goatman dogged out of a tackle zone, picked up the ball in a tackle zone, dodged out of that tackle zone, ran up the field and passed to another beastman in a tackle zone who deftly caught the ball, dodged way from his marker and scored. Who needs rerolls when your god favours you like that? Misery and despair flooded the Slaanesh team with just six players to bring to the field for the second half.

Kicking to the Khornate team, the Slaves could put up only a minimal defence as they were swept aside by the Killers' superior numbers. The Slaves' coach was calling for his own team to be fouled after being beaten to the ground but the Khornate coach refused his requests to be spanked further and the Killers scored a third time.

With a few turns left and kicking to the Slaves, the Khorne team once again got the drop on the sluggish Slaaneshis. Blitzing their way forward, they charged up the field to wait for the ball to drop - and even though the goat under the ball didn't catch it, he fumbled it to a teammate behind him! As the game closed, the Killers scored once more to make the game 4-0. More pleasing for them was that they had caused a death on the Slaanesh team!

Blood for the Blood God!

Final score 4 - 0 win.

Rosters:
Killers : 1 minotaur, 10 beastmen, 4 rerolls.
Opponent : 4 chaos warriors, 7 beastmen, 3 rerolls

Turn 1 kick-off before placing the ball.  I got a blitz and knocked out a beastman before the game even started.

Killers ready for duty

So what's all this about then?

This is a micro-blog specifically for my Chaos team - Khorne's Killers.  I already have a blog which I use to talk about my wargaming hobby in general but I thought I'd create this blog purely for charting the progress of my new team as they play their way though a ten game season of Blood Bowl in the CBBBL - the Chelmsford Bunker Blood Bowl League.

Just to give you a bit of history, the CBBBL plays at the Chelmsford Bunker wargames club in Chelmsford, Essex in the UK.  I've run a Blood Bowl league at the club since 2006 but it's only been the last few years that we've had a formal league running at the club.  We have a lot of very experienced coaches at the club; people who attend a fair number of NAF tournaments so they know their way around a Blood Bowl pitch.  We run our own Blood Bowl tournament too - the Bunker Bowl, which is in it's third year in 2012.

You can see the website for the club here : http://www.chelmsfordbunker.co.uk and a link to the Bunker Bowl III page here : http://www.chelmsfordbunker.co.uk/?page_id=130

We also have a website for charting and recording the league using the OBBLM software - you can see that site here : http://www.cbbbl.co.uk/

This season is going to be CBBBL V and it's promising to be bloodier than ever.  For no good reason in particular, a number of us have decided to field Chaos teams this year so as well as aiming to win the league, there's a mini "Chaos Cup" bragging rights to be striven for.  I'm making it extra difficult for myself as I've decided to fore-go Chaos Warriors entirely and just stick with Beastmen and a Minotaur.  It's not quite a "theme" as such - more like a "scheme".  Oh well.  It should be fun and, as I have a Khornate team, as long as players die, whether from my own team or my opponents, it's all good in the end.

For CBBBL V, we have a play-off at the end of the 10-game season.  The top four teams will fight it out to see who wins the title of CBBBL V Champion.  I'll be happy to try and be the highest ranked Chaos team but we'll see how we get on.

My first game of the season is already planned; I'll be playing against Paul's Chaos team, the Slaves to Pleasure.  He, along with all the other Chaos teams, have chosen a rather traditional lineup of four warriors, seven beastmen and three rerolls.  It will be interesting to see how my lineup of ten beastmen, a minotaur and four rerolls will get on against them.  I'll be posting up match reports after each game and I'll try to get some photos along the way.  In the meantime, here's the obligatory team shot...