Khorne's Killers travelled to the Jungle Bowl for tonight's game against the Minnehotxl V'Skinks where the team of slippery skinks and solid saurus' had decided against hiring an apothecary in order to allow them to induce Helmut Wulf. The chainsaw-wielding looney sat out this first half while the V'Skinks and Killers traded blows, seeing one of the Killers journeygoats slaughtered by a lumbering saurus. It was only in the second half of the game that Helmut got the signal to set up on the line of scrimmage. While the whistle to signal the kickoff was still lingering in the air, the roar of a chainsaw and the swift, sharp bray of a decapitated beastman rang out in a tribute to the Lord of Murder.
Incenced that someone other than himself had caused such an impressive death, the Killers' minotaur launched himself at the star player and took him out of the game, albeit only knocked out. As best he could, a lone skink broke towards the endzone, desperately hoping to be out of range of the lurking beastmen nearby. Unfortuately he hadn't quite run far enough and he was blitzed out of the game, the ball scattering into the waiting arms of his attacker. What followed was a slow and brutal drubbing of the remaining lizards while the beastmen casually walked up the field towards the endzone. The game ended 1-0 to the Killers and the V'Skinks only having two players on the field.
Khorne himself was pleased with the evening's offerings but the Killer's coach was left hoping they would come from their opponents next time...
Final score 1 - 0 win.
Rosters:
Killers : 1 minotaur, 9 beastmen, 1 journeyman, 4 rerolls.
Opponent : 5 saurus, 6 skinks, 3 rerolls
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| Tom getting his game face on before the kick-off |
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